Tag: 12. Dezember 2011

vampires pro life

eine erfrischende und erhellende kurzfassung des skriptes von TWILIGHT 4, via Cracked.com:

They have SEX that neither of them seem to enjoy at all, which is apparently about as good as sex gets from STEPHENIE MEYER’S PERSPECTIVE.
KRISTEN STEWART
Hang on, if we can have sex now, these movies can no longer be misguided abstinence allegories. What kind of conservative morality can they transparently promote now?
(pause)
I’m pregnant. BUT I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT HAVE AN ABORTION!